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Sword Art Online – Alicization Ep. 16: There’s so little content

I’ve given up on trying to seriously blog this show, so let’s get this over with. As you can see from the screenshot above, Kirito’s black, hairy kamehameha is really impressive. It’s so impressive...

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Sword Art Online – Alicization Ep. 15: So you’re in the club and this guy...

What do you do? Anyways, let’s get right to it. These two girls approach Kirito and Eugeo and claim that they’re nothing more than just two sisters-in training. For some reason, Eugeo lets his guard...

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Sword Art Online – Alicization Ep. 14: Eugeo is kind of a bad person

But before I talk about Eugeo, let’s set the stage. After two painful episodes full of exposition — why did Cardinal tell Kirito everything but not Eugeo? — the boys had to climb nearly all the way to...

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Sword Art Online – Alicization Ep. 13: Are you ready to talk?

I said… are you ready to taaaaaaalk? ‘Cause boy have I got a talky episode for you. I guess the consequence of SSSS.GRIDMAN and Goblin Slayer coming to an end is that now I only have SAO to watch on...

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Sword Art Online – Alicization Ep. 12: One hot, steaming exposition dump on...

After spending quite some time on both Goblin Slayer and SSSS.GRIDMAN, I don’t want to dwell too much on SAO. I just wanna get back to Bloodborne. Look, SAO just is not as interesting comparatively,...

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Sword Art Online – Alicization Ep. 11: Another dumb tower to climb

They look like a bunch of kids. Not even teenagers. Just flat out kids playing dress-up. Oh well, no Goblin Slayer this week, so we’re just going to jump right into SAO first.  — Eugeo stupidly tries...

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Sword Art Online – Alicization Ep. 10: Defy your programming and stop… rape?

Anyways, what an odd warning for this series. Lemme guess… those upper class bullies are going to attack Tiese and Ronie, huh? Sigh. Let’s get this over with.  — So it’s raining hard and thundering...

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Sword Art Online – Alicization Ep. 9: Nothing interesting happens

No adventures, no MMO questing, no nothing. Instead, imagine living in a stupid society, so you have to teach yourself to break unjust laws. That’s basically this arc in a nutshell. — The episode...

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Sword Art Online – Alicization Ep. 8: Kirito in tears

Being separated from all his waifus have finally gotten to him. Don’t you feel sorry for Kirito?  — Everyone is here to watch some dude beat up on a trainee. I guess there’s not much in terms of...

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Sword Art Online – Alicization Ep. 7: Back to made-up fantasyland

Yeah… you got that right.  — The episode opens with Eugeo dragging Kirito out of bed. They’re at some swordcraft academy — literally a giant school just for swordcraft? — and it looks like they’ve...

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Sword Art Online – Alicization Ep. 6: Exposition as far as the eyes can see

Oh boy, time for an episode that is drier than a Wikipedia article.  — Basically, Kirito suffered brain dam–… uh, even more brain damage, and as a result, modern medicine can’t cure his stupidity. But...

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Sword Art Online – Alicization Ep. 5: Welcome to the first annual conference...

This is why you spend the first two seasons gathering all these haremettes, folks. The girls are now pulling out all the stops to help save Kirito’s soul. But seriously, wouldn’t it be hilarious if...

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Sword Art Online – Alicization Ep. 4: We finally get to leave

It only took four episodes for them to leave the first town.  — Somehow, the goblins here look worse than the ones in Goblin Slayer. Actually, everything here looks kinda like plastic. — Eugeo is...

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Sword Art Online – Alicization Ep. 3: More goblins?

And a kidnapped young maiden? Boy, I know where this is going.  — A groggy Kirito thinks he’s looking at Suguha, but it’s just another cute anime babe. Darn. This guy never has any luck with the hot...

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Sword Art Online – Alicization Ep. 2: Lumberjack bros reunited

You wanna know what I’m thankful for? I’m thankful for the fact that this isn’t a double-length episode. Unfortunately, it still somehow manages to be even more boring than last week’s...

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Sword Art Online – Alicization Ep. 1: This is apparently still a thing

When did the first anime adaptation come out? 2012? Christ, kids can literally say that they grew up with this show.  — I don’t even know what this third season is going to be about. With the second...

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Sword Art Online II Ep. 24 (Finale): Let’s do this quick and dirty

Ughhhh, do I have to? Do I really, really have to? You know what? After two full seasons of Sword Art Online, I think I deserve to pull it back a bit. I think I have written enough words on this...

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Sword Art Online II Ep. 23: An inconvenient truth

What a sad episode. – Welp, here is Kirito being a genius and everything. This is supposed to be Asuna’s story, but Kirito still has to Gary Stu it up. Here’s the thing, though. If you remove him from...

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Sword Art Online II Ep. 22: Talking heads

Here comes the waterworks… – Asuna’s pretty worked up about a girl she barely knows or has spent any time with. It’s not like they were ever close friends. Hell, it’s not like they were even friends....

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Sword Art Online II Ep. 21: Raid bosses are a joke

Alright, alright, you want the virtual world to matter just as much as the real world. That’s why Asuna’s party is fighting so hard to kill the raid boss first. Unfortunately, it still doesn’t really...

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