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Sword Art Online Ep. 21: Tentacles out of nowhere
So this is the first thing I see when I start up the episode… is this what we’re gonna do this afternoon, SAO? Are we gonna fight? Plot summary: Kirito and Leafa reach Arun, the capital city of ALO....
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Sword Art Online Ep. 22: Stay calm and look cool
We’ve got a hot babe to save. Plot summary: Kirito tries to bust through the invisible barrier, but he fails. Somehow, however, Asuna manages to drop a keycard to him. Our hero finally decides to stop...
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Sword Art Online Ep. 23: Pointless self-sacrifice
What does Recon get for trying to look cool? A pointless death. Step aside, non-important character! Plot summary: After the characters briefly look sad for a bit, Leafa resolves to help Kirito save...
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Sword Art Online Ep. 24: Rape Art Online
Man, it’s been twenty-four long episodes. Sadly, this still isn’t the end of the series. Plot summary: Kirito and Yui manage to reach Asuna’s birdcage, but their tearful reunion is short-lived. Sugou...
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Sword Art Online Ep. 25: The longer, the better!
Sad Gary Stu in the snow. Plot summary: The story ends long before the episode ends. There’s probably going to be a money-grubbing sequel. Notes: • Some pretty janky animation to open the last episode...
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Sword Art Online II Ep. 2: Action girl takes aim
And we’re back with more SAO action! Hey, don’t laugh! There’s going to be some action in this week’s episode! Right after we do some talking, but there’s going to be some action, I swear! – I thought...
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Sword Art Online II Ep. 3: More like Real World Onli-… wait a minute…
Yay, it’s Saturday again! So you know what that means! That’s right! We’ll be spending time with our favorite SAO characters as they proceed to spend time in the… uh… real world… – I like how Sinon’s...
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Sword Art Online II Ep. 4: Kirito goes shopping with his BFF
Oh my word… we’re in an MMO! We’re finally in an MMO. Hallelujah, you guys! SAO has finally done it! After four goddamn episodes, the main character has finally set foot in GGO. T-they said it...
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Sword Art Online II Ep. 5: Kirito, meet Death Gun
Doesn’t Kirito just look dashing with his new haremette? And with that, we are back with yet another awesome installment of SAO. – Wow, five minutes left till registrations for Bullet of Bullets are...
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Sword Art Online II Ep. 6: A true gentlesir would never lay a finger on a grill
Hey, I found this neat piece of fanart out there on the internet! Alright, alright, let’s watch this terrible show. – Dork Gun: “But whether you’re a fake using his name or the real one… Someday, I’ll...
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Sword Art Online II Ep. 7: An episode long therapy session
This is the most action-packed SAO episode yet! – The episode is off to a slow start as we see Kirito stumble in his attempts to allay his loved ones’ fears. Apparently, Leafa’s (I’ll just use these...
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Sword Art Online II Ep. 8: Moisture is the essence of wetness
…and wetness is the essence of Gary Stu. Merman! It’s merman, Asuna, not mermaid! – Exciting exposition at the start of the episode. Very exciting. – After the OP, Kirito continues to bug Sinon,...
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Sword Art Online II Ep. 9: Get down
Welp, it’s that time of the week again. – So Kirito’s harem is watching footage from an MMO tournament… in their own MMO. It’s kind of silly, really. I’m sure there are better ways to hang out with...
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Sword Art Online II Ep. 10: You already live inside me!
We’re back once again. And what do we have? Oh, that’s right! It’s an SAO heroine lying around helpless, waiting for Kirito to save her! I don’t recall a girl ever saving Kirito, actually. Remember...
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Sword Art Online II Ep. 11: More talk, more butts
Sigh. Man, all of a sudden, it feels as though I’ve aged a thousand years. Oh, what’s that? It’s another episode of Sword Art Online II. Yip…pee… – I thought that maybe we had moved on. It’s a new...
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Sword Art Online II Ep. 12: So what does it mean when the bullets touch?
A-1 Pictures made me watch Kirito and Sinon sit in a cave and talk my ears off for more than an episode, and this is the “payoff?” This is the best you could come up with for the pivotal fight scene...
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Sword Art Online II Ep. 13: It’s exactly what it looks like
Rape Art Online part deux. – The fight with the bad guy is finally underway, but please… please cut to Sinon and have her feed us a pointless monologue: Sinon: “Right now, Kirito is trying to...
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Sword Art Online II Ep. 14: Let’s talk our way out of this arc
Busy, busy day, so let’s just get Kirito’s delusions of grandeur out of the way. As you’ll recall, the author put yet another SAO heroine in danger of rape just so Kirito can burst in and act all...
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Sword Art Online II Ep. 15: Do it for Tonkii!
I guess we’re back in fantasy land for now. – Right off the bat, we’re not in an MMO, but at this point, I’m pretty sure everyone’s expectations have hit rock bottom. – Apparently, someone has found...
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Sword Art Online II Ep. 16: Giant-killers
Time for some dungeon-raiding inaction. – So what do we get? Infodumping right off the bat. Sword Art Online never ceases to impress, does it? – Yui tells us that the MMO has the ability to...
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